The Legend of Peach: Tears of the Bachelor
Release Date: April 8th 2026
In a quiet corner of the realm lived a curious soul named Ben – more scholar than warrior, yet ever drawn to adventure. One fateful evening, beneath star-lit skies, he discovered a curious relic: a gown of shimmering pink silk, bright as the blush of dawn.
As though guided by thaumaturgy unseen, Ben felt compelled to lace the gown upon himself. In an instant, a brilliant flash lit the night. When the light faded, Ben was gone. In his place stood Peach: radiant, bold, and fair as any hero of legend.
Yet destiny waited for no one.
For the day of Peach’s union with the fair maiden Sarah drew near. And so, before vows were spoken and bells were rung, Peach and his fellowship set forth for one final night of revelry and adventure.
“A quest for the ages! 10/10” – IGN
“I can’t believe Nintendo released this on the PS5, they must really like the trophy system UI!” – GameInformer
Trophy List
The Legend of Peach: Tears of the Bachelor
Character Creation
Greetings, princess! You acquired your costume
Fast Travel Unlocked
You travelled from one place to another in a taxi, er… on a mechanical steed
By Royal Decree
You managed to convince 3 NPCs to bow and call you “Your Majesty”
Gotta Catch 'Em All
You took a photograph with 5 different NPCs
Rainbow Road Racer
You crossed the finish line and completed a session of Peach Kart
Bravo Six, Going Dark
You survived the warzone of Verdansk… aka the laser tag arena
Bardic Inspiration
You gave a rousing speech to your fellow adventurers
Lore Check
You answered all questions set forth by your bride-to-be, the fair maiden Sarah
Critical Success
You rolled a natural 20
Sweet Roll Thief
You stole a bite of a fellow adventurer’s (or NPC’s!) food from the table
Victory Achieved
Through jolly cooperation, your quest is complete and your party stands triumphant
Finish Him!
You beat a fellow adventurer at an arcade game
Loot Goblin
Collect 5 random items from NPCs (napkin, coaster, receipt, etc.)
What're Ya Buyin'?
A true merchant, you traded loot recieved from an NPC with another NPC
Persuasion Check
You successfully convinced an NPC to buy you a drink… you silver tongued devil
Questionable Crafting
You discovered a new recipe by combining two drinks that really shouldn’t mix…
Estus Flask
You downed an entire drink – adventuring is thirsty work!
Hey! Listen!
You imparted drunken words of wisdom upon your companions
Source Vampirism
You finished off another companion’s drink
TOAD!?
You found, stole, were gifted, or otherwise obtained a mushroom (not purchased!)
Maidenless Behaviour
You approached an NPC with a terrible chat-up line given to you by your companions
Sunbro
You praised the sun under a bright light, Solaire of Astoria would be proud
There and Back Again
You returned home safely after a night of merriment and adventuring